Friday, May 30, 2008

Cheney Predicts McCain Will Win...

Well that's it then folks. We can confidently say that Barack Obama will be our next president because everything Cheney has ever confidently predicted the opposite has come true. Thanks Dick!

Vice President Dick Cheney told Republicans gathered at the midtown Sheraton NewYork Hotel and Towers last night, "If we all put our shoulders to the wheel between now and November, I'm confident we'll see John McCain as the next president of the United States.''

5 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Dammit. This is completely ruining my prediction of a McCain presidency. Now I'll never get to use my reservoir of schadenfreude! Damn you, Cheney!

Bradda said...

We can always hold out hope that Obama get caught with a pack of midget hookers.

Brent said...

Don't worry, there will still be Republicans on Capitol Hill. You can rest assured one of them will try to fuck a boy or something like that.

Dr. Zaius said...

Don't laugh. He is talking about Diebold.

Bradda said...

They wouldn't waste another stolen election on McCain would they? Ugh, maybe they would...